(Decline)
What's that, father?
This is a plant from President Kim.
It's very rare.
- It's so pretty, father. / - Right?
What are you taping down, Taehun?
I took out $1 million in private loans
to start a business.
So our family's wealth should be declining.
What are you talking about?
Gosh, what is this?
Goodness...
- Our household... / - It's declining.
- Gosh... / - What is this?
He took out $1 million in private loans...
Goodness...
Gosh, at least our son managed to save our...
- Expensive pottery. / - I saved it.
What are you talking about?
Gosh...
What are you doing, dear? Stand up.
Gosh!
- Minkyoung. / - Yes?
- Minkyoung... / - Oh, father!
- Is the plant okay? / - Yeah.
The plant is fine but I feel like dying.
- Stand up, dear. / - I'm sorry.
- How can we pay back $1 million? / - Yeah.
This is when the family needs to work together.
- Get ready. / - Okay.
Let's go to our places.
To my place... Gosh...
Go ahead.
I'm ready, dad.
- Here I go. / - Yes, dad.
Stick the eyes on.
Add the ribbon.
Pack it up.
Stick the eyes on.
Add the ribbon.
Pack it up.
Stick the eyes on.
Add the ribbon.
Pack it up.
Minkyoung, are you going to sell me too?
No, father. Come out of there.
Dad, come up here.
You should go up.
I need your help.
Alright.
Gosh! Watch out, Taehun!
What's happening?
We'll get grandpa up there.
Get ready, dad.
- You have to do it in one try. / - Yeah.
Get ready...
Go, dad! That's it!
That's it!
Wow.
- That's our father-in-law. / - Come on up.
- You go up now, dear. / - Me, me. Okay.
Move back.
Keep moving back, mom.
Move back.
- Move back. / - You have to fly up there, mom.
Why aren't I moving?
What was that?
What the...
What was that? That really hurt!
Did I do that?
This could even pull a truck.
It's gone down so just get up there.
It really hurt.
- Hurry up. / - Yes, father.
Mr. Seo Taehun.
What the...
- Who is that? / - I don't know.
- Is there Mr. Seo Taehun here? / - Well...
Mr. Seo, did you borrow money from us?
I said I needed one more month.
That's too bad.
- I want it today. / - Oh, no...
- Boys. / - Yes.
Get comfortable.
You can't do this in our house.
Why are you doing this?
You can't just sit in our house...
I'll pay you...
- Good-bye. / - Good-bye.
Geez...
Let's do this for real.
Boss! There's a safe up there.
- A safe? Get me the safe. / - The safe?
Take it if you want.
The passcode is 4869, but how will you take this?
- You're right. / - Did you hear the passcode?
- Yes. / - Yes.
- Go, boys! / - Yes, boss!
Hold on...
Again. You can do this.
- It's up here. / - Take it if you can.
That's it...
That guy can't get up here at all.
- Geez! / - What is that one doing?
- Watch. / - Yes.
It sure is hard to get my money.
Take it if you can.
He wasn't much better.
- Hey. / - Yes.
I think their family is struggling.
Do we need to get the money today?
What are you talking about, boss?
We were told to get the money today.
But I hurt myself...
This is for real. Here I go.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Boss, we'll help you!
Oh, no!
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you want to be a drama lead!
You, in the checkered shirt.
Come on up.
Hi, my name is Soryeong.
My surname is Lee. I'm Lee Soryeong.
Hi-yah!
I'm the best martial artist at Gag Dojo.
My rival is coming to the dojo today.
Oh, there he is!
Lee Soryeong! I will defeat you today
and take over Gag Dojo.
If you can copy my martial arts
that made me reborn, I'll acknowledge your skills.
Watch and do what I do.
I feel like I'm born again!
It's your turn now.
Do it in one go.
I'm very embarrassed right now.
That was pretty good.
Alright.
Let me test your skills in breaking boards.
I'll go first.
That really hurt.
Now it's your turn.
Can you do this?
I've fallen for your destructive power.
Would you be my Fedor?
You're my type!
Kim Seongwon, what brings you to our dojo?
I've come to take over this dojo.
Fine. Then let's have a kicking contest.
The winner will get this dojo.
Alright.
Seongwon, you go first.
Pretty good.
Soryeong, you go next.
Soryeong, the fate of our dojo
is in your hands. You can do this, right?
The fate of our dojo is all in your foot.
Kick it!
Again!
Why are you so bad at this?
I'll make it easier for you. Now kick it.
You should be able to kick this.
You're good at kicking me.
So now what?
My heart is already filled with you.
Excuse me!
What are you doing? Soryeong is my girl.
She's my girl!
What's this commotion?
This voice... Master Ryu?
Alright.
I'll show you what taekwondo really is.
Boys!
(Mirme taekwondo demonstration team)
Higher.
That looks too high.
I can do this.
- You can really do this? / - I can do this.
Raise it higher.
You'll hurt yourself.
(Soryeong, I love you)
What the...
Soryeong, I love you.
What are you doing?
You were 20cm taller than that other guy!
What are you talking about?
Listen up. Soryeong is my girl!
- She's mine! / - She's mine!
I'll take over this dojo!
This voice... The martial arts master, Chun Li?
- What the... / - What is this?
I'm hungry after exercising.
Dumplings...
Why do you have dumplings on your head?
Soryeong, you decide...
Who the real man in your heart is.
Yes.
Is it time for me to choose now?
I'll hit last place first with this rubber mallet.
1, 2, 3.
Stop it! That's enough!
How long will you do that for?
Next is 2nd.
- Please... / - 1, 2, 3.
- No way! / - I won like this!
(The Girl That Used to be Pretty)
I think I miss Eunha even more
since it's my birthday.
Parcel delivery.
A package? Come on in.
Seonguk, happy birthday.
Oh! This voice...
It's Eunha!
So pretty.
Eunha, how did you know it was my birthday?
Of course I knew.
I worked all night on this cake for you.
Why'd you do that and tire yourself out?
All I need is you.
You dummy!
So pretty...
You too...
Hey, you're going to put frosting on me?
She's pretty. So pretty.
Alright, I won't.
I guess you'll meet a lot of guy friends
once you go abroad.
Hey, I'm not interested in guys.
Except for you...
Eunha...
You dummy!
Eunha was so pretty.
Now I get to see her after 3 years.
She'll probably be the same.
I sure miss Eunha.
Seonguk!
Eunha?
Come in, Eunha!
Seonguk!
Goodness...
Who are you, ma'am?
Who do you think it is? It's Eunha.
- Gosh... / - Eunha?
What happened to you during the
3 years you were in the U.S.?
Everyone ages over time!
Hey...
- Eunha. / - Yeah?
What's this?
Oh, it's your birthday today.
That's why I brought this.
Ta-da.
- Eunha... / - Yeah?
- Is this a rice cake? / - Yeah.
- Doesn't it look delicious? / - Yeah...
It was made at a mill
at the underground shopping center in Omokgyo.
The owner, Mr. Choi, makes the rice cakes
chewy and delicious!
The place was even on "Live Info Show."
You have to try some while it's still warm.
Have a big bite!
Eunha, you're like a diner kitchen lady.
If you say things like that, you'll be in trouble!
Eunha!
Did you really study abroad in the U.S.?
I did.
I met Jonathan in the U.S.
He said he'd take me somewhere nice
so I followed him.
- He told me to pick oranges. / - Huh?
So I worked 3 years at an orange grove
picking oranges.
Seonguk.
If you eat too many oranges,
your urine turns orange too.
Come on, Eunha!
- Eunha! / - Gosh...
Eunha, why does your face look so pale?
Did you fart?
- I held it in a long time. / - What is this smell?
Let me open the windows.
What did you eat, Eunha?
The Eunha I know from 3 years ago...
Seonguk, I got you a birthday present.
- Close your eyes. / - What is it?
Seonguk, your birthday present...
Is me!
So pretty.
Eunha, I like this gift
but there's another gift I really want from you.
What is it?
I want you to sing a song just for me!
That's not so hard. I'll show you.
- Really? / - Yeah.
♪ My excitement for you ♪
♪ Starting today, we will ♪
♪ Dream as we pray, starting today, we will ♪
♪ I'll send you my heart with the wind and sunset ♪
♪ My heart that longs for you falls down ♪
So pretty. She's so pretty.
Eunha, then starting today...
You're embarrassing me!
Boy, that stinks...
Gosh, the smell is on me. Want to smell?
Eunha!
Why did you change so much in 3 years?
You used to sing to me
with your clear voice.
Oh, right...
I sang that song during the 3 years
I was at that orange grove whenever I thought
of you to overcome hard times.
- Really? / - Yeah.
Eunha, it's been a while.
Can you sing for me?
- Yeah? / - Yeah.
Alright, turn the music on.
♪ My excitement for you ♪
♪ Starting today, we will ♪
GFRIEND!
So fresh!
Eunha, please go back to yourself 3 years ago!
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you a simple box trick.
Here's a box. As you can see...
There's nothing inside.
Now...
I'll put this rose in this box.
I put the rose in. Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
So where did the rose go?
The rose... Magician Bae Jeonggeun.
Lift up your shirt.
Wow.
Amazing, right?
Give it back. It's mine.
Now I'll make a different object disappear.
We have a live small octopus here.
I'll put the small octopus in the box.
The small octopus is in.
Abra... Abra... Abracadabra!
Everyone, it disappeared.
The small octopus is in the pocket
of someone in the audience here.
Who could it be?
Oh, my goodness!
Gosh!
A small octopus came out of my pocket!
I've never seen you before.
And you have the small octopus.
That was amazing, boss!
Don't call me boss.
I'm sorry, boss.
Alright, good job.
Oh, come on! You two were in on it together! Right?
Stand up please.
We'll do our trick again
for this member of the audience.
Now I'll put $50 inside the magic box.
Abracadabra.
Check your pocket.
Come on. This is my $100.
Then if I add $50 more...
It means that $100 is mine.
- Amazing, right? Applause! / - Applause!
Now, it's the highlight of today's magic show.
I'll show you a teleportation trick.
I will make Magician Lee Seongdong
disappear into thin air.
Raise the curtain.
Cameraman, please get closer.
Film from the back so you see how he disappears.
I'll make Magician Lee Seongdong disappear.
Say it with me, people. 1, 2, 3!
Abracadabra!
Magician Lee Seongdong, disappear.
Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
Now I'll make Magician Lee Seongdong reappear.
Magician Lee Seongdong...
We'll raise this curtain...
Are you ready?
We're all going to say it again.
1, 2, 3.
Abracadabra!
Abracadabra! Magician Lee Seongdong, reappear!
Magician Lee Seongdong.
Where are you?
Magician Lee Seongdong, where are you?
I'm right here, boss.
- You've made it big. / - Yes, boss.
Amazing, right?
Now I'll make Magician Bae Jeonggeun,
who is twice the size of Magician Lee Seongdong,
disappear into thin air.
Magician Bae Jeonggeun, stand behind the curtain.
Yes, boss.
Raise the curtain.
Magician Bae Jeonggeun, disappear! Abracadabra!
Magician Bae Jeonggeun.
Where are you?
- Right here, boss! / - There he is!
Your hair grew a lot!
That's right, boss.
Alright! Applause!
(YOLO Inn)
Why is this crock so moldy?
Okbun!
What are you doing, Okbun?
I'm wiping the mold out of this crock, dear.
Can you do it by yourself?
Help me out. I can't reach.
You should flip this over.
Okbun, where did you go?
- Excuse me. / - Okbun.
Excuse me.
- Oh, Okbun! / - I'm in here.
- Inside the crock. / - Put it down.
Why won't it come off?
Hold on...
Geez...
Sorry about that.
You call that helping?
I'm sorry.
- Geez... / - The bean paste...
- Grandpa! / - Grandpa!
Hey there.
Grandpa, can you open this for me?
I'm good at opening those. Give it to me.
- Gosh... / - I'm good at opening these.
Oh, what a waste.
Here you go.
See? I told you she was a party girl!
- She partied a lot. / - What are you saying?
Why are you kids here?
Grandpa, we'll show you a magic trick where
we can increase anything by tenfold!
- Tenfold? / - Let me try.
Increase this tenfold.
Wow...
- Tenfold? / - I'll put it in here...
Hocus pocus!
Ta-da!
Wow, here you go.
- Thank you. / - Hold on...
$50 should get me $500.
Here, $50.
- I'll put it in. / - Okay.
- Just put it in here? / - Yes.
Alright...
Hocus pocus!
It's 10-times bigger!
- It's 10-times bigger! / - What is this?
Is this a blanket?
It's $50.
Give me my $50!
I'll post this online.
Hyorin, you're so pretty.
- Give me my $50! / - I'll post this online.
Hyorin, you're so pretty.
See? He has multiple personalities!
- He's a weirdo! Run for it! / - You brats!
- My $50! / - Calm down, dear.
You said you wanted sweet and sour pork.
Yes.
I brought sweet and sour pork and kaoliang.
I walked for a while so my feet hurt.
I should do cupping.
Hold on. I don't have a glass for this kaoliang.
Here's a glass.
Here you go.
Take a shot.
Is this a water dispenser?
Just cover the hole and drink it.
Really?
- What's this? / - Kaoliang.
It smells like feet.
Don't be so disgusting.
- Just drink it. / - Okay.
- Very good. / - It's delicious.
It's delicious?
Okbun, you like bulgogi pizza.
- I've been craving pizza. / - Bulgogi pizza.
Thank you.
- I should exfoliate my feet. / - This looks good.
Don't act like your feet don't have dead skin.
So much dead skin...
- So much dead skin... / - Dear.
This pizza is too hot.
Is there something to grab this with?
Use this.
Geez....
Wow...
What is this?
Bulgogi pizza.
- More like foot pizza. / - It's not foot pizza.
- It's bulgogi pizza. / - You eat that!
That's so disgusting.
- You old fart... / - It's good.
- Sir. / - Hello.
We're back again!
So you are.
- Hey! / - Oh, it's pizza!
- I've been craving pizza. / - Sure looks good.
Look! It's parmesan cheese!
Seunghye, pizza tastes best with parmesan...
So I'm going to eat it!
I love this funky smell!
- Delicious! / - That looks good.
Thank you, sir!
Thank you.
- He sure can eat. / - Mr. Kim.
I'm here to make you rice cakes
out of the glutinous rice you gave me.
- Really? That sounds delicious. / - Try some.
Look at that rice cake...
What's this?
- Why are these grasshoppers so big? / - Seriously.
- These grasshoppers... / - Honey.
My clothes are too tight. I feel uncomfortable.
Then change into comfy clothes.
Can you unzip me then?
Huh? Alright.
Hey! It pinched my skin!
- Be gentle. / - Dear, what are you doing?
- We were playing! / - Playing what?
Action Mask!
Geez...
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is a massage chair.
We'll bring the developer and CEO
and talk with you all.
- Mr. CEO. / - Hello.
Our massage chair.
That's right.
CEO Yoo Minsang never went home
for all 40 years of his life
just to develop this massage chair
and his wife left him.
Don't be ridiculous. I never got married.
Minsang, where is your wife?
Has she been born yet?
Don't worry about my life.
Alright.
Pay attention, people.
You can try Yoo Minsang's massage chair
for a month at no charge.
Use it for a month
and if you don't like it, return it.
Then use it another month and return it.
Use it and return it.
Yes.
I've been using mine for 2 years like this.
So that was you. LMJ Free Free.
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ Apple ♪
♪ Let's try some ♪
♪ Apple ♪
♪ Let's try some ♪
Great!
Yoo Minsang's massage chair.
How was that relevant? Hey!
Is he out of his mind?
And another thing.
Sometimes, life gets you tired and weary.
How about relaxing on
Yoo Minsang's massage chair on sleep mode?
We have many modes on this chair.
As you can see,
we have forest mode.
Let's listen.
Sounds come out.
Doesn't it feel therapeutic like you're in the woods?
Yes.
Hold on.
Crows are bad luck...
Not this one. Lullaby mode is amazing.
A lullaby sang by a mother.
♪ Sleep tight, my baby ♪
It's like a real lullaby.
Dear, the kids are asleep.
- Come here. / - Oh, stop it.
Hold on, hold on. Sir, ma'am! Just a moment!
Hold on... It shouldn't be like this.
Forget that. Just try it out.
You'll know once you sit in one.
You fall asleep right away.
Just sit like this and you'll fall right asleep.
Watch. Boy, I feel so sleepy...
That's right, people.
Sometimes, you fall asleep during a massage.
That's when you can use our alarm function.
I'll press it.
We have an alarm function?
What is this?
- Hey, hold on! / - Open your eyes!
- Open your eyes! / - That really hurts!
Who are you guys?
Ouch! What's your deal?
Hold on... What's with those guys?
Gosh... My legs won't move.
Doesn't it look like you'd wake right up?
We should bring in a consumer
that bought our product
and listen to his review.
Come on out.
Hello, I own a Chinese restaurant in Dangsan.
I'm Jeong Haecheol and I'm 33 years old.
Yoo Minsang's massage chair.
How about sitting here and eating black bean noodles?
These are hand-pulled noodles made by me.
Please come visit and try them!
What are you doing?
Yoo Minsang's massage chair
has a warming function.
I've only been sitting briefly and I'm already sweaty.
When you're sweating like this...
How about some black bean noodles?
(Haecheol's Chinese Food)
We'll even deliver a single bowl of noodles.
Yoo Minsang's massage chair is the best!
Isn't it this for best?
What's your deal?
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
The number is 02-9189-9406...
Haecheol's Chinese Food.
Why would you promote that?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
Another advertisement?
♪ Gag Online College of love ♪
♪ Gag Online College of hope ♪
♪ Gag Online College ♪
♪ We love you ♪
Yoo Minsang's massage chair.
How is an online university relevant?
How was that relevant?
Don't you all want one?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's pork bulgogi.
- What? / - It's the best.
(Devils)
Hello, everyone.
We live on people's misfortune.
We're the devils.
Devils!
These days, there are so many
horrible bosses on the news!
Just because you're a boss, you're mean to people
and throw things!
People, you don't want to work at a place like that!
No. We're devils,
so we'll work at a company like that!
Like this!
Who said to clean with the lights on?
You're getting dust everywhere.
Who said to clean like this?
Answer me!
I guess you don't know who I am.
I won't let it slide even if you don't answer.
You'd better answer!
Get out!
We'll get our revenge!
Did you bring the duty-free goods for my family?
Here, I got the bag your family wanted.
Goodness... What's that inside?
Your family loves this stuff.
Peanuts!
There's more!
What is the meaning of this?
No...
I threw it on the floor but it splashed on him.
Oh, the water splashed?
This is what water splashing off the floor is like!
Hey!
What?
Gosh! This is so frustrating!
I bet it's frustrating being a horrible boss!
Who are you guys?
We're the devils.
People! You all should do this at work too!
Then you'll get fired right away!
So sad yet funny.
People, GFRIEND is on our skit today as guests!
Hello, I'm Yuju of GFRIEND...
And I'm Umji.
GFRIEND... I heard you had
some members change.
Is that true?
- Pardon? / - What do you mean?
You didn't change members?
Then who is this?
Who is this?
Who is this? Let them see it once!
What did you say your name was again?
- Yuju. / - Yuju?
Don't lie. That's not your name!
Why?
- You're Yuju? / - That's right.
Then why did it say this on TV?
On SBS, it said SinB!
On another show, it said Eunha!
And when the last time you were on Gag Concert,
it said you were Yerin!
Your name changed!
You'll probably be labeled as Umji this episode.
No, you'll be labeled as Song Jungeun!
And she'll be labeled as Yuju!
Wow...
So I heard that Yuju has many talents.
Can you show us?
I know how to imitate objects.
I'll imitate a heater, safety pin and scissors.
Show us a heater.
Turn me on.
Everyone...
Anyone can do that!
Show us something else.
- I'll imitate a safety pin. / - A safety pin!
I'll poke you!
A different one.
- I'll imitate scissors. / - Scissors.
I want to try too.
- Know what this is? / - Scissors.
Your part is getting cut!
- Umji! Do you have a talent? / - Yes.
I have a talent.
- I can imitate a duck. / - A duck!
Cut, cut!
Just joking.
I really like my girlfriend.
I actually love her.
I can't live without her!
Thank you.
Not you girls! My real girlfriend!
Hey, hey. That's enough!
Lastly, GFRIEND made it all the way to 6th
on the Billboard World Album Chart.
I'm curious.
How does it feel to become a star that's
loved by so many people?
- Are you curious? / - Yes.
If you're curious, try getting famous!
No, no.
You should just die already!
Just kidding.
We researched your jokes on our way here.
- I noticed something. / - What?
There's a reason you all aren't famous!
Honestly, we didn't even laugh once at your jokes!
We're GFRIEND!
We're the devils!
(Ugly Inside)
Yumi!
- Hey, honey. / - Are you okay?
Where does it hurt? What happened?
I'm fine. The operation was a success.
It was stage 3 hemorrhoids. It could've been bad.
But I got through it.
What a relief.
It's been a while. How about we greet each other?
Can you stand up?
Careful.
♪ The hen in the chicken coop ♪
- Cock-a-doodle-doo! / - So cute.
♪ On my cheek is Yumi's lips ♪
Yumi.
Better be careful...
Thanks for coming.
Yumi, I have something to tell you.
I'm sorry for telling you this at the hospital.
My face keeps changing.
What? Your face changes? What do you mean?
Honey, people's faces change.
Mine changed and it'll probably change again.
Just as long as our hearts don't change.
Yumi, I love you.
No more surgery though.
What was that?
Yumi, aren't you hungry?
I could eat.
- I'd like some congee. / - Yeah?
- Then I'll go buy some. / - Thanks.
Hold on.
And a donut cushion.
I bought congee.
Goodness...
Wow, what's going on here?
Excuse me but I think you're in the wrong ward.
This is 217.
You should go and look for the right ward.
- It's me. Byeongcheol. / - Pardon?
- ♪ The hen in the chicken coop ♪ / - What?
♪ On my cheek is Yumi's lips ♪
Ow, the pain...
How dare you impersonate Byeongcheol?
Who are you? How dare you prank a patient?
- Who are you? / - I'm Byeongcheol!
What? Do you have proof?
Fine then. I'll ask you things only he'd know.
Byeongcheol buys me something once a month
at the pharmacy even though it's embarrassing.
What is it?
1, 2, 3.
- Athlete's foot cream! / - Precisely!
It itches...
You'd better keep that a secret!
Here's a second question.
I promised Byeongcheol that I'd never do this again.
What is it? 1, 2, 3.
- Badmouthing my parents! / - You're Byeongcheol!
Honey... You are Byeongcheol.
Yumi, are you okay?
This is how much you change?
- Are you okay, Yumi? / - No, I'm not.
Do you need anything? I'll buy it for you.
Well...
Yes, I need a rubber band to tie my hair.
- A rubber band... / - I'll go to the convenience store.
No, go to Indonesia and get me a rubber band
made from fresh rubber.
- Go. / - I'll be back.
- Bye-bye. / - I'll be back!
Yumi!
- Rubber, rubber bands! / - Goodness!
Goodness, a rubber man brought rubber bands.
Yumi, I ate the Gum-Gum Fruit.
Goodness... Really?
I ate the Cuss-Cuss Fruit.
You son of a...
- You promised not to badmouth my parents. / - Go!
Are you a subway salesman? Get out.
Get out! Get out...
- Don't come back! / - No badmouthing my parents...
Honey!
- Gosh... / - What's going on, Byeongcheol?
A rubber man was just here!
Yumi, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Patient Kang Yumi.
Please report to the exam room.
I have to get examined. Just wait here.
- Hurry back. / - Okay.
- Be careful. / - Okay.
(Special guest, Yerin of GFRIEND)
I just had my hemorrhoids examined.
Aren't you Yerin of GFRIEND?
I'm a big fan! Yerin...
I changed too?
- What? / - I'm not Yerin. I'm Yumi.
Yumi? Yumi, you changed?
Thank you, God!
Hurray! Yumi changed...
Are you really Yumi?
♪ The hen in the chicken coop ♪
Cock-a-doodle-do!
You are Yumi.
- Be careful. / - It hurts.
You're Yumi for sure.
Here's the second part.
♪ On my cheek is Yumi's lips ♪
My throat hurts. I need water.
No, no! Don't go!
- Don't go! / - Don't go?
- Please don't go! / - I can't leave?
Stay here. I can't let you change again.
- I have to stay here? / - I'll be right back.
Just stay here. Don't go. I'll be back.
- Alright. / - Yumi, I got you some water.
I told him to get water, why did a whale come?
What are you saying? I'm Byeongcheol.
You asked for water.
I told you to bring water, not drink it all.
What are you talking about?
- I have something to tell you. / - What is it?
- Since it's nice out... / - Please don't.
- Since it isn't nice out... / - I don't want to hear this.
Why did you turn on music? Turn it off!
Since it's moderate out...
- No! / - Every day with you was amazing.
Geez...
This guy is sick in the head.
- Yumi. / - Yeah.
No need to talk long.
- Let's settle it here. / - Settle what?
I'll give you my most precious possession.
Yumi, it's a cream puff.
A cream puff? You eat it!
Thanks for that.
I don't like guys with drab skin like you.
- I like guys with fair skin that smile! Go! / - Why?
Yumi!
- What the... / - Fair skin and a smile.
- You like it? / - No.
I brought a gift for you.
- A note book. / - A Death Note?
I'll write your name down so I don't forget it.
Why would you write my name in there?
I won't write your name...
Honey, I was so scared.
- What took you so long? / - I'm so sorry, Yumi.
The handsome Byeongcheol is back.
Now let's do the second part of our song.
♪ On my cheek is Yumi's lips ♪
This is embarrassing...
- I'm Byeongcheol! / - All of a sudden?
I'm Byeongcheol, Yumi.
Get back here! Rubber-rubber!
Rubber-rubber, give me a kiss!
- I'm Byeongcheol! Move it! / - I'm Byeongcheol.
Stop it!
I've been obsessing over this!
Save me! Save me!
- I'm Byeongcheol! / - I'm Byeongcheol!
Someone come and stop them!
They're all fighting over me!
Please stop fighting!
I'm Luffy. Rubber-rubber!
I have a lot of funerals to go to.
I'm comedian Park Hwisun.
Hold on...
I'm hungry.
- I'm Kim Chilbok. / - Honey...
You dirtbags...
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Why are we at Sejin's restaurant?
We're meeting Bongseon's parents.
Bongseon's dad
was released from prison yesterday.
Really? He was released?
So both your mom and dad are coming today?
My mom and dad traded places.
She's in jail now.
Her mom's in there.
Oh, yeah?
Dad, don't get scared
when you meet her dad today. Be confident.
Boy, why would I get scared?
Don't worry.
(Special guest, Lee Chulmin)
Dad!
Hi, princess.
- Is this your father? / - Yes.
Nice to meet you.
Know who I am?
Oh, I'm so sorry. Just a habit.
I'm Bongseon's father, Viper...
I mean, I'm Lee Chulmin.
Alright! So!
I'm Daehui's father!
That hurts! You're breaking my hand!
Let go! It hurts!
- I'm sorry! / - You sure have soft hands for a man.
- Have a seat. / - Yes...
So... We should eat first.
Yes, let's.
What's with this rice?
Boy! Get over here.
Yes, did you call?
I don't want white rice. Do you have rice with beans?
That's what I prefer.
We don't serve rice with beans here.
No, no. That's fine.
Then... I could do something really bad here
and go back to prison for rice with beans.
I'll go buy some, sir.
I want all the side dishes to be tofu.
I'll go buy some!
So anyway... Princess.
- You really like Daehui? / - Yes.
Then who do you like more?
Or that fool?
That fool.
Humph!
Now I'm upset.
Princess, didn't you say that
you'd marry me when you grew up?
I'm a doting father with only eyes for my princess.
He seems like a fool.
What's wrong with him?
So...
Daehui, how far did you go with Bongseon?
How can I say that here, sir?
It's a secret.
What does secret mean?
Oh, it's just between us.
Don't keep things from your future father-in-law.
So what does secret mean?
Well... It's between us.
Hey! Answer when an elder asks you something!
What does secret mean?
I just told you. It's between us.
Do you know who I am?
Dad!
- I'll tell you. / - Alright.
About how far we've been...
Last time, I convinced Daehui
to take me to an island right when
the ferries were about to stop running.
I told him we'd only hold hands at night...
But then...
You're just like your mother!
What did you do to my son?
My son...
That was between the kids.
- Have a seat. / - You must've been so scared!
It's okay, it's okay.
So... When we first met,
I felt like I saw you somewhere before.
Did you ever take out a private loan?
No, I've never done that.
You also seem to look a bit familiar.
Are you from...
- Busan Primary School... / - Busan Primary School!
- Grade 6 class 1? / - Grade 6 class 1?
- It is you! / - It's you.
Right, right! You're Worm!
It's you! Worm!
That's enough of that.
Worm grew up and now he's a Viper!
Not in front of the kids. Stop it.
Hey, man! Don't you remember?
I used to always stomp on you
and you used to squirm!
That's when I started calling you Worm!
What are you babbling about?
- Quiet down, man. That's enough. / - This guy...
Hey! Show some respect.
You should pour me a drink!
Pour me a drink!
Alright, alright. I'll pour you a drink.
- Good. / - Hold on...
Where's the bottle opener?
Here it is.
Oops... No more beer in here.
Should I order another one?
No...
Worm... I mean... Viper...
What is this?
Viper.
You're under arrest for threat and assault.
You're finished once you go in this time.
Arrest him.
Hold it.
Can't you see I'm meeting my daughter's in-law?
Give me 5 minutes. I'll come out myself.
Hurry up then.
It's fine.
I didn't mean for the both of you to see this.
I have nothing to say.
No, it's fine...
- What's going on here? / - I'm sorry.
Gosh...
It's a good thing I'm ready.
Sir...
Dad! I don't need this money!
How did this happen?
Your 5 minutes are up, Viper.
- Viper went that way. / - That's right!
- He went that way! / - Don't be ridiculous!
Do you know who I am?
I'm not Viper. I'm Worm.
Arrest him!
- I'm Worm. / - Dad...
He's Worm, sir!
(Eunuchs)
Your Grace.
We've prepared your royal meal.
What is this?
There's no meat!
It's all veggies.
You must eat your veggies to grow.
I have to eat veggies to grow?
Stand up straight, head eunuch.
I don't think you should be telling me that.
I'm sorry.
You should eat veggies so you can grow.
First, eat some onion.
Very good!
And some garlic.
Garlic. Chew them up.
Chew, chew.
Now, spicy chilies...
Ah. There you go.
It looks like you'll grow now, head eunuch.
Make sure you're bigger by the time I come back.
He's going to grow, he's going to grow.
Sir, what are you thinking of?
I'm thinking of chewing that punk up!
If I wasn't a eunuch,
I'd have a son his age!
Sir, how about we eliminate the crown prince
who's like a thorn in our side?
I'll send a spy to get it done quietly.
Once you send a spy,
will I get to sit on the throne as king?
That's right.
A eunuch sending a spy to the Crown Prince?
Why are you laughing?
A eunuch sending a spy to the Crown Prince?
If I don't send a spy, what should I do?
Become the Crown Prince's concubine.
Me? If I became the Crown Prince's concubine...
He'd come into my bed every night...
Just thinking about it makes me happy, my queen.
- I'm not queen yet. / - My queen.
So... You used to be a general.
How did you end up a eunuch?
It was when we were at war with the savages.
After seeing the savages shoot arrows
at our innocent people,
I lost my temper and caught those arrows!
Oh...
I bet it really hurt!
It was my fault for only having two hands.
But at least you're alive
and you can serve the queen.
- My queen. / - I'm not the queen.
Sir, why are you sweating?
I drank all night with the Crown Prince
and blacked out.
- So you're hungover. / - That's right.
- I'll bring in a doctor. / - Alright.
Doctor, come on in!
I'm Dr. Jo.
Let me check your pulse first.
How dare you touch her?
You male...
Use this.
Are you tired these days?
Very tired.
Do you feel nauseous?
I think I do feel nauseous.
It looks like it's...
Pregnancy?
Congratulations!
I'm pregnant?
You have roundworms.
No wonder I felt itchy.
What is the meaning of this?
Exterminate him and his family!
- Kill this man! / - Save me!
He got me all excited.
But at least something's growing in there.
Sir.
I saw Eunuch Ryu exercise his back last night.
He exercised so hard
that his back muscles are huge!
Eunuch Ryu, you might turn into a real man.
It wasn't me, sir!
Then let me see your back!
Ta-da.
So pretty! Where did you buy this?
I bought it off the street.
The guys go crazy when you wear this.
How do they go crazy?
What are you two doing?
Why are you so angry?
This is what makes the guys go crazy!
It's so pretty!
Where did you get that?
It's only for me!
I'll be the prettiest!
I'll become the queen!
Great queen, you're wise like fishnet stockings.
(Convenient Drama)
The following story
is all a lie.
We'd like to tell you now that we are not
criticizing an existing group or individual.
Convenient Drama.
- Hello, boss. / - Hey.
Business is going well.
I'm so pleased.
This calls for a celebration.
Let's drink.
Go to the display.
There's a 30-year-old scotch.
We do not encourage drinking.
Do it again.
I'll go again.
Go to the display.
There's a 30-year-old scotch.
Bring the strawberry milk next to that.
Yes, boss.
Strawberry milk is best for a day like this.
- Here you go. / - Oh, good.
Stop there. Not too much.
How about a taste?
It's 30 years old so the flavors are deep.
Alright.
Boss, since you're in a good mood,
how about a card game with $1,000 on the line?
Are you encouraging illegal gambling?
No... I'll do that again.
Boss, let's play Chinese jump rope.
Nice! Great.
If you lose, you write your name with your butt.
I'd better do a good job then!
♪ The toy train is departing ♪
Boss, what are you doing?
Can't you tell?
A serious game of Chinese jump rope.
I have to write my name with my butt if I lose.
I brought the stuff.
It's finally here.
I brought the drugs you were looking for.
What?
I brought addictive rice rolls.
That's it! Let me try...
Wow, this is the good stuff.
Well-coated in sesame oil.
With these rice rolls and strawberry milk,
it's going to be an amazing party!
Who's calling?
Hello?
What? There's a cop in our gang?
What? A cop?
Working day and night
to catch scumbags like us...
Let's give them a hand!
So who is the handsome and dreamy cop among us?
Is it you?
- N-No! / - N-No?
Look at this guy...
You'd better answer right!
He's encouraging violence. He's about to hit me.
No, let me finish.
You'd better talk! You're a cop, aren't you?
Yes! I'm a cop!
See? He admitted it.
Yoo Minsang!
You're arrested for illegal rice roll dealing!
If I go in for rice rolls, I'll never get out.
What'll you do all by yourself?
We have more men. Call the boys in!
Boys.
Did you call us, boss?
No, no.
This is a family show. You all look too rough.
- Yeah? / - Do it again.
We'll try again as not to encourage fear.
Boys.
2, 3.
Hello, boss! We're GFRIEND, boss.
That's it! Isn't that much better?
- Boss. / - Yeah.
Why did you call in a bunch of girls?
What can girls do?
That was...
People, what Hong Hyeonho said
is totally unrelated to the cast and crew
of Gag Concert.
That was Hyeonho's personal opinion.
Wow, he got drunk last time. Now look at him.
It's a habit.
Let me revise that and try again.
- Boss. / - Yeah.
Why did you call these goddesses here?
They can do so much!
They can dance, sing...
- There's nothing they can't do! / - That's better!
Girls, handle this.
How do we handle that guy?
No, I didn't say pig.
I wasn't referring to Minsang.
I didn't say that.
I think everyone knew that.
You didn't have to point that out.
That guy really is the worst.
Oh, I didn't say eat.
I wasn't referring to Minsang eating a ton.
I think you meant it.
I can't believe there's a traitor among us.
That makes me feel upset.
No, I didn't say that
Minsang goes oink, oink.
- I'm sorry. / - Alright, just don't say your lines.
That would be helping.
Hey, what's going on here?
Discipline Umji first.
Yes, boss.
But...
Which one here is Umji?
That was harsh!
We're so sorry! You all are guests.
My goodness...
When Umji introduced herself in the green room,
he made jokes about the others' names.
Gosh!
- It was him! / - No. I did not.
I know all their names.
I even know the dances.
♪ Starting today, we are ♪
That's from forever ago. Geez...
She said it's from forever ago!
Why do you keep criticizing me?
♪ You're so mean, you're so mean ♪
That's a TWICE song!
Their fan club is going to kill you now.
This is Hyeonho's SNS ID.
- Right here. / - Cuss him out here.
You can badmouth him here.
No! I even have a GFRIEND t-shirt!
I love GFRIEND!
Will you let it slide now?
Alright. Now attack.
Attack!
Hold it!
Don't move or I'll shoot!
You want to point a gun at girls?
Don't move or I'll treat you to dinner!
He's going to treat us.
Let's all dance. Cue the music!
No promoting, no promoting.
GFRIEND's new song
"Time For the Moonlight" came out
but we will not promote it.
Cue the real music.
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
I'm the CEO of the year chosen by "Time" magazine.
I'm the veggie wrap restaurant CEO, Sara.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I believe everyone has a right to live boldly.
Of course.
I prefer a bold man over a timid man.
You should be able to boldly say
what type of person you like.
What about a girl attracts you boys?
A girl with a nice neck like a deer.
A girl with cherry lips.
I'm right here!
What's she doing?
Why can't you just say it's me?
- Is that an Adam's apple? / - Wrap slap!
- Your tongue is coated white. / - Wrap slap!
These days, people don't dress in their style.
They're too worried what others think.
What kind of fashion do you boys like on a girl?
A girl in a miniskirt and stockings.
A girl in hot pants and fishnet stockings.
Tight stockings! It sounds so suffocating!
Your blood can't circulate.
Girls, be bold!
Let's tear our stockings!
- Please don't do this here. / - Wrap slap!
- Is that an egg? / - Wrap slap!
What the...
What is that?
Look at her stomach flab.
What is it?
It's nice to see how bold you are.
Aren't I charming?
- You're just bold. / - Wrap slap!
- This has been Sara. / - Alright.
Gosh...
Next is Wu Eongjae!
♪ I'm back, back, back again ♪
Teacher, I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
- I'm Wu Eongjae. / - What are you pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times when you're excited to be ♪
♪ At an autograph session with Song Yeonggil ♪
♪ But then a lady said she's a fan ♪
♪ And went to Yeonggil for an autograph ♪
♪ After that lady got an autograph, she said ♪
♪ I enjoy watching you on TV, Go Changsuk ♪
♪ He said he wasn't him and the lady said ♪
♪ Oh, right! Are you Don Lee? ♪
- They look alike. / - ♪ What Yeonggil needs are ♪
♪ Two bags of huge name tags ♪
Alright, good job. Go sit down.
♪ Back, back, back ♪
Next is CD!
♪ Please just... Even though ♪
♪ The moment I... ♪
♪ I'll give... Everything ♪
It's fine.
That was pretty good.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
Alright, CD.
So how are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
I’m going to work part-time at an internet cafe.
Even at the internet cafe, I'm going to have swag.
What'll you do at the internet cafe?
I'll kick out all the minors after 10 p.m.
I'll totally kick them out.
Kid, it's 10.
Go now.
Go on.
And I'll recycle with swag too.
Regular trash, food waste...
This is so swag.
What are you doing?
And while G-Dragon is in the army,
I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
What?
This instant noodle container
will become my hat.
And...
These cup noodles will become my pendant.
- They look like drums, right? / - They sure do.
And this CD...
- Will become my sunglasses. / - How?
This will totally become a trend.
Are you all ready?
I'll start the performance now.
Stop it.
That's enough. Now you'll go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down.
I'll totally miss you all.
Good job, CD.
Next is the exciting Mix Sejin!
Put your hands up in the air!
Okay, DJ Mix time!
- Hello, teacher. / - Hey.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin!
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, these days, I'm studying
French and Italian.
Teacher, bon-bra.
Bon... What did you just say?
I mixed bonjour and bravo!
Oh, I see.
Teacher, the weather is so nice now...
- That I want to travel to an island. / - Alright.
- I want to go to Namiseom. / - Namiseom...
- And Oido. / - Oido...
So I mixed those two islands!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Namiseom...
Oido...
Namiseom...
O-Nami!
I want to go to O-Nami!
Everyone!
O-Nami!
So exciting.
Alright, take your masks off.
Take your masks off.
Come on. Take your mask off.
I said to take your mask off.
It's me. Oh Nami.
Don't lie! Stop joking!
- Take off this mask! / - Hold on.
- Let me borrow that. / - What's that?
Wrap slap!
This has been Mix Sejin...
And Oh Nami!
- Mix Sejin. / - Take your mask off!
- Stop it! / - You stop it!
Who wants to talk next?
- Hello, teacher. / - Hey.
I love Korea and I respect Hangeul.
I'm a proud Korean, Kim Seongwon.
Alright, Seongwon.
What kind of English jokes will you do today?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I won't speak English.
I made a promise with Director Jeong.
- The director of Gag Concert? / - Yes.
That I would never use English again.
Yeah? I'll trust you then.
Today, I'll talk about the shoes
that Koreans enjoy wearing.
- They wear sneakers. / - Sneakers.
- And nice looking dress shoes. / - Dress shoes.
And they wear these rubber soles.
You all know, right?
Hold on.
You came up with a good name.
- Rubber soles you say? / - Yes.
Why are these rubber soles?
Teacher, they're rubber soles.
What else would I call this?
There's the term everyone here uses.
No.
- You know it too. / - Rubber soles.
Just say it.
Say it when I give you the chance.
Keep it in.
Slipper!
S-L-I-P-P-E-R! Slipper!
Sandal slipper.
Women's comfort house indoor slipper.
Fur warm winter mules fluffy suede comfy slippers.
Slipper, Incheon.
♪ Even when I'm lonely or slipper ♪
♪ I will never cry ♪
Director, I'm sorry.
I can't not speak English!
You use a lot of English.
But you can say slipper.
I still won't use English.
Alright, keep going.
Next, I'll talk about the instant foods that
singles in Korea enjoy eating.
Instant black bean sauce is popular.
It's delicious.
As well as instant seaweed soup.
Oh, this is my favorite.
We eat a lot of instant Indian pumpkin porridge.
Gosh, I can't believe my ears...
Why is this Indian pumpkin porridge?
It says right here. Indian...
Pumpkin porridge. You all know it, right?
It's delicious.
Spicy and yummy.
Can't you see these looks of disbelief?
Teacher, this is Indian pumpkin porridge.
What else would I call it?
- It's a short word. / - No.
You really like this stuff.
Just say it.
Go on.
When I give you the chance.
What is it?
Curry!
C-U-R-R-Y! Curry!
Beef curry.
Red hot quick and easy pork curry.
Rice chenopodium album leaf with potato
and onion curry.
Cheonan inter-curry.
♪ Our curry link together ♪
♪ This is the curry inside us ♪
♪ Oh, let's go, curry-a ♪
♪ The curry where you are not here ♪
Director, I'm sorry!
I can't not speak English!
- Go sit down. / - Alright, sir.
- Mr. Kim, I'll see you next week. / - Okay.
Bye, everyone! Have a great weekend
and happy New Year. Bye-bye.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I really enjoy watching movies.
- Do you all like movies too? / - Yes.
Then how about a movie quiz?
- Okay. / - Alright.
- Guess what movie this is. / - Okay.
That's an easy one.
That's so easy. "The Terminator!"
People come first.
Whenever I watch that movie,
I turn it off right after that scene.
The principal from the school next door
is visiting again today.
Come on out.
Hello.
It took me 11 years to come here.
I don't know why it took so long.
You were here last episode too.
What the...
They crossed over. They crossed over!
So anyway, how about our two schools
have a friendly game of basketball?
Basketball?
I really like basketball.
There are many ways to enjoy basketball.
First, the players make eye-contact
and then do a no-look pass.
The comrades inspect each other's eyeballs
and then deliver the ball without looking.
Jumping high up the sky like a bird
and slam dunking the ball.
Hopping up like a pigeon
and slamming the rubber ball through the ring.
Lastly,
avoiding the aggressive opposing defenders
and scoring a basket to win the game.
Dodging the shielding comrades
pushing each other around
to score points and telling the people of your victory.
One more time.
Do any of the students here have any concerns?
- Me. / - Me.
Principal.
These days, I don't feel so good
and I'm having trouble digesting.
Then how about taking a walk together?
A walk?
Hold on.
What are those two talking about?
Judging from his lips,
he's telling him how he met his wife.
Oh, really?
I'm sorry, but what are you two talking about?
Comrades come first.
I hope you all can get along and enjoy
taking walks with your neighbors.
North, North, North, North!
South, South, South, South!
("YOU AND I" by Dream Catcher)